theres this girl in my class whos been carrying this 6x6 rubiks cube since the first day of school and today she finally finished it so we all started applauding n she was so overwhelmed she ended up crying
my party trick is wearing cool socks so people come up to me and say “hey man cool socks”
a bank teller? what are they telling
That you’re poor
it genuinely baffles me when people say 80s fashion was ugly as if early 00s fashion wasn’t the greatest crime against humanity committed on historical record
interviewer: thanks you for speaking with us, Ted
ted cruz: No problem!
interviewer *really fast*: SerialKillerSaysWhat
ted cruz: what?
campaign manager: *screams*