MRS

zukuku:

theres this girl in my class whos been carrying this 6x6 rubiks cube since the first day of school and today she finally finished it so we all started applauding n she was so overwhelmed she ended up crying

fartgallery:

my party trick is wearing cool socks so people come up to me and say “hey man cool socks”

  • My parents: why do you always keep your door shut? What are you hiding?
  • Me: I've been listening to the same song for 8 hours I was trying to be considerate
  • blackgris:

    You’re my everything.

    theteenpauladeen:

    officialunitedstates:

    a bank teller?  what are they telling

    That you’re poor

    wsswatson:

    it genuinely baffles me when people say 80s fashion was ugly as if early 00s fashion wasn’t the greatest crime against humanity committed on historical record

    memeufacturing:

    interviewer: thanks you for speaking with us, Ted
    ted cruz: No problem!
    interviewer *really fast*: SerialKillerSaysWhat
    ted cruz: what?
    campaign manager: *screams*